MYRTLE-ADMIN//

open chat @3:41 PM AUG19/2020

MYRTLE//

OK WE STARTED A NEW SAVE FILE

FRIDAY//

...

BRONALD//

so i'm young again

BRONALD//

and

BRONALD//

douchee

CEDRIC//

shit that was fast

CHARLOTTE//

so what happens to people like me

EGWENE//

can i like

not be subject to eternal ghostitude

MANDARC//

I AM

ok with this

TZU//

despite recent

INTERRUPTIONS OF SLEEP

TZU//

ME TOO

STRAUD//

:-)

wb

CHARLOTTE//

SO WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE LIKE ME

KEVIN//

GONE SRY

KEVIN//

but srsly

i'm sorry some people's characters got deleted

but like

our save was corrupted or something

CANDICE//

aw man

CEDRIC//

yeah we were having issues with

CEDRIC//

repetitive behaviors

MANDARC//

it started with cakes

was it Janeway? idk. can't remember

but some stupid fuck kept making cakes over and over again

worst of all

not finishing them

mostly just leaving bowls of batter lyin' around...

MAURICE//

i had a similar issue with my sim practicing making drinks

like

he would stop what he was doing

to friggen

'practice making drinks'

all

the

time

afraid of what this says about me

but

i'm just bein' honest

TZU//

I TOO

had the cake issue

wtfffff

BRONALD//

yeah

me too

STRAUD//

...

CEDRIC//

so we started a new save

starting from the basics

NEAL IXX//

but u won't have sun resist

CEDRIC//

trust me

we know

CHARLOTTE//

all ur $$ is gone too

didn't put us in the gallery

fuck u

KIRK//

Hey!

Language!

KEVIN//

it's nothing personal --

the boss just didn't know better at the time

at least we got a screenshot of your character

CHARLOTTE//

yeah ok

fuck u

AVAEL//

SHUT UP YOU STUPID C--

KIRK//

Hey!

Language!

AVAEL//

anyway

figgers i'd be toast when you got servos

nerfbat has no mercy

this game suxxx

CEDRIC//

guys

we're not trashing everything

just the stuff that makes no sense

straightening out the timeline

AUTRESS//

ALSO TRYIN to cut back on stolen chracters

EGWENE//

so you're playing favorites

KEVIN//

yeah

admittedly

but it should make more sense in the long run

plus some people's characters were gonna be abandoned

or the concept was forced

or it didn't make sense without a lot of bg knowledge

EMH//

hi~

CHARLOTTE//

did you check the NAPs

KEVIN//

omg

it's not the NAPs

it's NOT the NAPs

CEDRIC//

plus the minor complaints were compounding

the mayor whiskers problem

the straud problem

the kid problem

and we're all fighting addiction

GRIM//

SHIT HAPPENS KIDZ

AUTRESS//

yeah. like, tough noogz

RAND//

WHATEVER

i got a new TV show

ur not even licensed or whatever

AUTRESS//

i kno, rite

KEVIN//

willing to make a few key exceptions

no it's not fair but ...

Cedric et al. were very important to a certain generation

RINI//

(cackles maniacally)

close chat @3:58 PM AUG19/2020