MANDARC 002: Courtship
FRIDAY//
We still on for tonight?
MANDARC//
Of course.
Meet me at the 30th Ave station and we'll walk from there.
FRIDAY//
See you then.
MANDARC//
See you then.
It has been a fairly normal day at STRAUD MANSION. Except, of course, that MANDARC has done all of his chores the night before. And with unusual vigor.
STRAUD has begun the early evening at the violin. He is in the middle of a movement when MANDARC can wait no longer.
MANDARC
I’M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR WORK, MASTER, BUT –
WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO DRIVE ME TO THE TRAIN STATION IN A HALF AN HOUR OR SO?
A strange cologne wafts through the air.
STRAUD raises one thin eyebrow at his assistant.
STRAUD
MANDARC.
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT?
MANDARC
‘PLAYING AT’, SIR?
I’M NOT PLAYING AT –
STRAUD
YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE PLAYING AT SOMETHING.
WHAT IS GOING ON?
MANDARC
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT THIS EVENING.
STRAUD
…
‘AN APPOINTMENT’.
WITH WHOM?
MANDARC
IT’S…
UH.
STRAUD
MANDARC…
MANDARC waves his hands in defeat, hoping to calm the man. And himself.
MANDARC
OKAY, OKAY!
(quietly) Friday Perkins.
STRAUD
FRIDAY.
PERKINS.
MANDARC
YOU KNOW. THE GIRL WE MET AT THE ACADEMY THE OTHER DAY.
STRAUD
… YES. I AM AWARE.
MANDARC
IT’S NOTHING SERIOUS.
SHE JUST WANTED TO THANK US FOR CONTACTING THE MATRON ON HER BEHALF.
STRAUD
THANK.
YOU.
MANDARC
WELL, YES.
SHE TALKED TO THE MATRON AND WANTED TO –
STRAUD
YES. I SEE THAT.
MANDARC.
I DON’T CONSIDER CEDRIC’S REACTION TO THE MENTION OF HER NAME TO BE A GLOWING RECOMMENDATION OF CHARACTER.
MANDARC
CEDRIC DOESN’T KNOW EVERYTHING.
HE HATES WIZARDS AS A CATEGORICAL.
STRAUD
SHE WAS NOSY.
MANDARC
WHO WOULDN’T BE ABOUT THE CLOSING OF THE SCHOOL?
SHE SEEMED DOWN ON HER LUCK.
STRAUD
I AGREE WITH THAT ASSESSMENT AND SUGGEST YOU TAKE IT MORE SERIOUSLY.
MANDARC
AREN’T ALL OF THE MATRON’S STUDENTS ORPHANS?
STRAUD
THEY ARE NOT STRICTLY ORPHANS BUT THEY ALL HAVE…
COLORFUL BACKSTORIES.
MANDARC
ABANDONED BY THEIR MOTHERS,
SHUNNED BY THEIR FATHERS.
STRAUD
YOUR POINT?
MANDARC
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO MEAN ANYTHING.
SHE JUST WANTED TO GO OUT FOR DRINKS.
STRAUD
THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A WITCH PRYING INTO OUR BUSINESS.
MANDARC
THE MISSUS IS A WITCH.
STRAUD
THE MISSUS.
IS THE WIFE OF VINCENT MARSCAPONE.
There is a lull in the conversation.
STRAUD
I WILL DRIVE YOU TO THE TRAIN STATION.
BUT I INSIST YOU WASH OFF THAT HIDEOUS PERFUME.
MANDARC//
Leaving Queensboro Plaza now -- sys.
MANDARC detests the throngs of people that gather in the avenues of public transportation. But how else is he supposed to avoid detection as an Immortal?
He is a shapeshifter, able to take animal form in an instant. But this does not help quiet movement in a city of millions of eyes that never sleep. He cannot simply take form atop a building when crawling down the side would attract unwanted attention. Nor would a bat flying in city corridors seem commonplace. It is not worth the risk. Not today.
The final stations crawl by and the train finally announces its arrival at 30TH AVE, whereupon MANDARC exits the train, unnoticed, seemingly none-other than an ordinary strap-hanger dressed in dark colors. He descends the station’s staircase and stands on the streetcorner, attempting to exit the flow of pedestrian traffic.
He types out one last text message addressed to FRIDAY but doesn’t send it; when he looks up, there stands the young woman, looking somewhat different with her hair affixed to her skull.
She smiles.
FRIDAY
MANDARC! IT’S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
YOU GOT HERE OKAY.
MANDARC
I… DID.
ASTORIA IS A LITTLE FAR FOR ME.
FRIDAY
OH. I’M SORRY.
MANDARC
NO, IT’S FINE, I SUGGESTED IT. JUST NOT USED TO TAKING THE TRAIN.
I LIVE IN JAMAICA.
FRIDAY
YOU LIVE IN JAMAICA?
MY MY, THAT’S OUT THERE.
LAND OF THE CAR.
MANDARC
BUT THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT.
THIS PLACE IS JUST NEARBY.
HOW’RE YOU?
FRIDAY
OH. I’M DOING OKAY.
HAD SOME DELAYS GETTING HERE BUT THAT’S JUST THE WAY IT GOES.
I’M STAYING WITH SOME FRIENDS IN ALPHABET CITY.
MANDARC’s ears seem to twitch and he wonders if she’s lying.
FRIDAY
WHAT IS THIS PLACE CALLED?
MANDARC
IT’S CALLED THE BLUE VELVET.
MY BOSS IS A CO-OWNER.
FRIDAY
IS HE?
WOW.
SEEMS AN INTERESTING BIT FOR A PROFESSOR.
The rest of the street’s crowd drowns away and leaves them in a bubble of privacy as they walk down the street, following MANDARC’s lead.
MANDARC
HE BELIEVES IN KEEPING DIVERSE INVESTMENTS.
CEDRIC//
hey man please let me know if you need picked up.
The BLUE VELVET is located on a busy street but seems to avoid the hustle and bustle. Outside the bar is seated the valet who gives FRIDAY a solid look-over.
She’s not dressed very formally; her coat is fluffy down, done in cyan. But nothing that seems to warrant such harsh judgement.
They walk into the building. A waitress waves at them and suggests a seat in full view of the window.
MANDARC thanks the Night on this dark, fall evening.
They sit down. There is a hesitation, and then a force of speech during which both try to talk at once. FRIDAY succeeds in getting her voice heard first.
FRIDAY
SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING FOR THE PROFESSOR?
He pauses a moment, thinking over the passage of time.
MANDARC
OH… UH… ABOUT TWO YEARS.
FRIDAY
TWO YEARS, HUH?
NICE NICE.
THE HEADMISTRESS SAID HE WAS A HIGH PRIEST.
TO WHAT GOD DOES HE PRAY?
Of course she breaks into the difficult questions first. MANDARC and his MASTER rarely agreed on matters of religion.
He blinks, holds his tongue, and tries to search for words.
FRIDAY detects the latent discomfort she’s induced.
FRIDAY
I’M SORRY…
I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.
MANDARC
I DON’T ALWAYS…
SEE EYE-TO-EYE WITH MY BOSS’S LOYALTY.
BUT IT IS SOMETHING WE SEE PAST AIMING FOR THE HIGHER GOOD.
FRIDAY
WELL IT WAS REALLY HELPFUL TO ME THAT YOU FORWARDED MY INFO.
I HAD NO IDEA THE MATRON WAS COMPLETELY CLOSING UP SHOP.
IT’S REALLY TOO BAD.
THE SCHOOL WAS EVERYTHING TO ME.
MANDARC
YEAH, IT SEEMS LIKE A REALLY KIND OUTFIT THE MISSUS WAS RUNNING OUT OF HER HOME.
TAKING IN…
MANDARC fears the word.
FRIDAY
ORPHANS?
LIKE ME.
IT WAS KIND OF HER. INCREDIBLY KIND.
NOT EVERYONE HAS A FAMILY TO FALL BACK UPON. A MOTHER TO TEACH THEM THE OLD WAYS.
MY GRANDMOTHER WAS NEVER GOING TO TEACH ME A LICK.
WHEN THE HEADMISTRESS CAME FOR ME… THAT WAS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
MANDARC
HOW DOES SHE FIND…
ORPHANS?
FRIDAY
I DON’T KNOW, EXACTLY.
I ALWAYS FIGURED SHE WAS ABLE TO DETECT WILD MAGIC EVOKED FROM NEARBY LEY LINES.
BUT I WOULD THINK THAT WOULD REQUIRE TRAVEL.
I NEVER KNEW THE HEADMISTRESS TO TRAVEL MUCH, BUT THEN AGAIN MY CLASS WAS THE LAST ONE SHE TOOK ON.
SHE MUST HAVE TRAVELED MORE IN THE OLDEN DAYS.
THAT WAS PART OF WHY I WAS SO SURPRISED THAT SHE’D WANT TO END THE SCHOOL ENTIRELY.
SHE NEVER LEFT US ALONE.
I HOPE IT WASN’T KEVIN.
MANDARC is taken aback at her accusative tone.
MANDARC
KEVIN?
FRIDAY
I KNOW HE WAS SICK AND ALL, BUT…
NONE OF OUR CLASS REALLY LIKED HIM MUCH.
NOT THAT WE HAD MUCH TO DO WITH HIM.
HE ALWAYS STAYED IN HIS ROOM.
DO YOU KNOW KEVIN?
MANDARC
I… UH…
FRIDAY
HE’S THE MATRON’S BIOLOGICAL SON.
MANDARC
I KNOW OF HIM, JUST DON’T KNOW HIM ALL THAT WELL.
The last MANDARC had heard, KEVIN MARSCAPONE was trying to cure himself of Vampirism. How that was even possible, and why in the blazes he would want to revoke his Immortality, was beyond him. But it made for an unwelcome turn of conversation.
PERKINS
SORRY. NOT TRYING TO GOSSIP.
IT JUST ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE THE HEADMISTRESS WAS UNHAPPY WHENEVER SHE HAD TO TAKE TIME OUT OF HER DAY TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.
IS HE A MORTAL?
MANDARC
I… UH…
THINK SO?
PERKINS
FIGURES.
I’D BE PISSED OFF IF I HAD A REGULAR FOR A KID, TOO.
SHE WORKED SO HARD FOR US. SEEMS UNFAIR SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUNISHED LIKE THAT.
MUST HAVE BEEN THE FATHER’S FAULT.
VINCENT, WAS THAT HIS NAME?
MANDARC
I THINK SO, YEAH.
VINCENT MARSCAPONE had been dead for many years but all of the family was well-aware of the name.
PERKINS
DO YOU THINK IT WAS TRUE, WHAT THEY SAID OF HIM?
The conversation was taking a turn of cordiality, familiarity, almost, familial.
MANDARC
… SORRY?
PERKINS
MY CLASS HAD A RUMOR GOING AROUND THAT HE…
HE WAS A VAMPIRE KILLER.
She raises a hand to her forehead, exhausted with herself.
PERKINS
SORRY, FORGOT FOR A MOMENT, THERE.
MANDARC
YOU AND YOUR CLASS THOUGHT THE MATRON’S HUSBAND WAS A VAMPIRE KILLER?
He struggles to use the word with normalcy, feeling anxious that he had stuttered over it. It was not a word their kind used often among themselves. CEDRIC would on occasion, but he had a particular affinity for shock-value. No, the word “Vampire” often signalling a fear that they did not like to remind themselves of in their off-time.
It was a word the Mortals used in otherness, not one they themselves needed to use with their friends.
He tries to bring the conversation back to a place of truth and comfort so that he may speak comfortably.
MANDARC
I NEVER MET VINCENT.
I WOULDN’T KNOW.
FRIDAY
HE’S BEEN DEAD A WHILE.
NOT SURPRISING.
I JUST REMEMBER THE HEADMISTRESS STARING AT HIS PHOTOGRAPH IN LONGING.
MAYBE YOUR BOSS MET HIM.
MANDARC
IT WOULD MAKE SENSE.
MY BOSS HAS DEVELOPED ENMITY AGAINST SOME OF THE MORE PROMINENT VAMPIRES.
FRIDAY
HAS HE?
WELL I WISH HIM WELL.
I WOULDN’T WANT TO BE CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE.
OR YOU, FOR THAT MATTER.
YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE PERSON.
MANDARC
I TRY.
CEDRIC//
Please let me you're ok