The following is set to the tune of “Eleanor Rigby” by the Beatles.

Ah look at all the lonely heroes
Ah look at all the lonely heroes

Eskimofrenzy sharpens his blades
While the leet raiders pass
They’re all so crass
Queues for the rando, wearing the hat
With the gem he adores
Who is it for?

All the lonely heroes
Where do they all log on? x2

Fathermikemt, scribing a scroll
With a stam buff that no one will read
All cryptic creed
Look at him working, preening his deeps
In the night when there’s nobody on
Repair costs a ton

All the lonely heroes
Where do they all log on? x2

Ah look at all the lonely heroes
Ah look at all the lonely heroes

Eskimofrenzy, logged as a ghost
And was left out along with his name
Nobody fame
Fathermikemt, nothing to boast
just a creep’s shady blast that was braved
his rez was saved

All the lonely heroes
Where do they all log on? x2