The following is set to the tune of “Hit Me Baby” by Britney Spears.

Oh Priesty, Priesty; Oh Priesty, Priesty –

O Priesty, Priesty, how was I supposed to know
the wizard isn’t king here
O Priesty, Priesty, I can’t kill this mob so-lo –
My soul is weak without you

Slow me, scream until you hurt me
Shoot me, Priesty, wand until you’re all at full mana

My lack o’ stam is killin’ me (and I)
I must respec; I need resist (need resist)
Without your instants I lose all time –
Buff me Divine
Fort me, Priesty, blue ‘n’ white

O Priesty, Priesty, the frame that I drain takes two
Stun me now, I’m bonded
O Holy Priesty, be-in’ oom is not for you
You play me while I’m farming

Burn me if you want me to leave
Burn me priesty, ‘cause I’m runnin’ any, anyhow
Dat Mind Control, it’s killin’ me (and I)
I see the mess I did believe (did believe)
When I’m not with you, the XP’s mine
Buff me Divine
Fort me, Priesty, one more time

Oh Priesty, Priesty; Oh Priesty, Priesty
How was I supposed to know?
O Holy Priesty, I’ll improve my shield ‘n’ go…
I must confess, I ne’er read Tess; it’s killin’ me now…
The pain you give is what I need
When will you be here, and cleanse me this crime?
Fort me, Priesty, one more time