Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle

There once was a gal from Kentucky
whose saves were awfully unlucky
she faced a beholder
he set her a smoulder
and now her pants are quite mucky

There once was a dude from New York
bad food ne’er sullied his fork
when asked ‘bout his hobby
for beauty he did lobby
it’s too bad he married an orc

There once was a bot named Mark
on my site his spam did park
a euro per tune
no charge for a Zune
I’m too cheap to dance with a narc