VAN HELSING 002: Misdirection
VAN HELSING
YOU TOLD ME BEFORE THAT YOU GREW UP IN A GROUP HOME.
LARRY
THAT WAS AFTER THE ORPHANAGE.
VAN HELSING
RIGHT. YOU WERE ADOPTED.
LARRY
I WOULDN’T USE THE WORD ADOPTED.
SCOUTED, RECRUITED. SOMETHING MORE LIKE THAT.
VAN HELSING
YOU FELT FACELESS AMONG THE FELLOW CHILDREN?
AS IF YOU WEREN’T CHOSEN FOR YOUR TALENTS AND PERSONALITY.
LARRY
OH, I WAS CHOSEN FOR MY TALENTS FOR SURE.
VAN HELSING
ARE YOU ANGRY AT MYRTLE?
LARRY
NO, I DON’T THINK SO.
JUST CONFUSED.
I WISH SHE WEREN’T DEAD.
VAN HELSING
IT’S UNFORTUNATE THAT PEOPLE DIE.
ESPECIALLY THE FEW PEOPLE CLOSE TO US.
LARRY
I JUST WISH I’D BEEN THERE FOR HER.
VAN HELSING
WE’LL NEVER BE SATISFIED WITH OUR GOODBYES, EVEN IF WE GET THEM.
LARRY
I PROBABLY WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN SATISFIED.
THE HEADMISTRESS HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR ME.
VAN HELSING
WHAT DID SHE DO FOR YOU?
LARRY
SHE GAVE ME A HOME WHEN I HAD NONE.
A FAMILY.
GOT ME OFF THE MEDICATION AND TOLD ME I WAS NORMAL.
VAN HELSING
THAT’S WONDERFUL.
LARRY
I HATE HER SON THOUGH.
VAN HELSING
WE DON’T ALWAYS LIKE PEOPLE WE COME IN CONTACT WITH, FAMILY OR NOT.
LARRY
I CAN’T EVEN PLACE WHY I DON’T LIKE HIM, BUT I DON’T.
I DON’T THINK IT’S JEALOUSY BECAUSE MYRTLE’S FAVORITE WAS CLEARLY TZU.
VAN HELSING
OH?
LARRY
TZU WAS ANOTHER OF THE CHILDREN AT THE SCHOOL.
SHE’S A FAIR BIT YOUNGER THAN ME, FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH.
NO, I DON’T EVEN THINK KEVIN WAS HER FAVORITE.
I GUESS THAT’S A GOOD THING SINCE THERE WERE SO MANY OF US.
VAN HELSING
A GOOD TEACHER IS IMPARTIAL.
LARRY
I THINK THE HEADMISTRESS WAS AS IMPARTIAL AS SHE COULD BE.
IT WASN’T THAT.
KEVIN JUST STAYED IN HIS ROOM BASICALLY ALL THE TIME.
MAYBE THAT’S IT, THAT HE NEVER HAD TO TALK TO THE REST OF US.
VAN HELSING
DID YOU EVER FIND THE SOCIAL EXPECTATIONS TO BE OVERWHELMING?
LARRY
A LITTLE BIT.
I MEAN, I GOT MY TIME ALONE BUT I ALWAYS SHARED A ROOM.
VAN HELSING
DID YOU WANT YOUR OWN ROOM?
LARRY
WHO DOESN’T?
AND I SUPPOSE, TOO, THAT THE INSIDE OF HIS ROOM WAS FORBIDDEN TO ME.
THAT ALWAYS GOT ME.
OF COURSE, IT WASN’T THE ONLY PART OF THE HOUSE I WASN’T ALLOWED TO GO.
THE GIRLS’ ROOM…
THE BASEMENT.
VAN HELSING
IT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD, FEELING LIKE NOTHING WAS TRULY YOURS.
LARRY
I GOT USED TO IT.
VAN HELSING
DO YOU FEEL LIKE ANYTHING TODAY IS YOURS?
LARRY
MY CAR.
SHE’S BEEN WITH ME THROUGH THICK AND THIN.
VAN HELSING
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CAR.
LARRY
STICK. VANITY PLATE.
DARK BLUE PAINT THAT LOOKS FLECKED WITH GLITTER.
VAN HELSING
HOW DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?
LARRY
I TOOK CLASSES.
THE SCHOOL PAID FOR IT.
VAN HELSING
DO YOU LIKE DRIVING?
LARRY
HELL YEAH, I LOVE DRIVING.
I FEEL CAPABLE BEHIND THE WHEEL.
NEVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT.
I’VE BUMPED A BUMPER A FEW TIMES BUT NOTHING MORE MAJOR THAN THAT.
VAN HELSING
NEVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT?
THAT’S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.
LARRY
I AM PROUD.
BUT MAYBE I’M JUST LUCKY.
And then he mumbles, under his breath.
LARRY
FIGURES I’D BE LUCKY IN SOME INCONSEQUENTIAL FIELD.
VAN HELSING
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR HEADMISTRESS.
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT SHE’D PASSED?
LARRY
OH, THAT PISSED ME OFF TOO.
KEVIN WAS HARDLY MOVED AT ALL BY HER DEATH.
NO TEARS, NO NOTHING.
VAN HELSING
IT CAN BE HARD WHEN WE DON’T SEE THE EMOTIONS WE FEEL.
LARRY
I GUESS PART OF ME WAS EXPECTING, OR AT THE VERY LEAST, HOPING, TO BE MENTIONED IN HER WILL.
I WAS WANTING TO FEEL THAT I WAS A PART OF SOMETHING.
VAN HELSING
LIKE YOU WERE HER SON?
LARRY
WELL, PART OF ME IS!
SHE’S MORE MY MOTHER THAN ANYONE ELSE.
KEVIN’S BLASÉ ATTITUDE REMINDED ME THAT I AM NOTHING.
I WORKED SO HARD TO BE RECOGNIZED BY HER. BUT NOW SHE’S GONE –
AND HE WILL NEVER BE MY BROTHER.