TRELAINE 005: Ashtray
// MARSCAPONE SR. RANCH //
The home of MYRTLE MARSCAPONE stands darkened in the night. Two bats perch on the underside of the porch. In a puff of smoke, the pair materialize. TRENTE GAGARIN, the daughter of the CHAIRPERSON, stands next to LENARD TRELAINE.
TRELAINE sniffs the air. A nearby ashtray is cluttered with butts.
TRELAINE
SMELL THAT?
THAT’S IT. THAT’S WHAT I SMELLED ON HIM THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM.
TRENTE
THE CIGARETTES?
YOU’RE OBSESSED.
TRELAINE
AND YOU CAN’T SMELL FOR SHIT.
HE’S BEEN HERE.
He continues to smell the air, walking toward the door.
TRELAINE
SO HAS THE TRAITOR AND THE HAG.
TRENTE
WELL SHE LIVES HERE, SO…
TRELAINE
(wincing) YOU REALLY CAN’T SMELL THAT?
TRENTE
WELL IF I STUCK MY FACE IN IT, SURE.
It’s a quiet night. Clouds threaten rain but withhold for the time behind. It’s chilly.
TRENTE
DOESN’T YOUR DOLL SMOKE?
Irreverence seeps thick through her use of the diminuitive.
TRELAINE
NOT THIS KIND OF TRASH.
THE HAG BUYS THE CHEAPEST –
WAIT.
SHUT UP.
A frown creeps over TRENTE’s face. She’s become accustomed to the mannerisms of the Doctor, but she despises being given commands.
He continues to sniff, trying to trail.
TRELAINE
BESIDES. I’M WORKING ON THAT.
TRENTE
OH, BUBBLES, HUH? BECAUSE THAT’S SO MUCH BETTER.
At this point, TRELAINE has stepped off the porch and into the side yard.
TRELAINE
THE HAG HAS PROCURED A NEW CAULDRON. LOOK.
TRENTE
MUST I?
TRELAINE continues to smell the air.
TRELAINE
FRESHLY TURNED DIRT. THEY’VE TRIED TO COVER IT UP WITH FRESH SOD, BUT I CAN SMELL IT.
He walks toward the wall of the house. On the ground is a small tombstone.
TRELAINE
HERE HE IS.
TRENTE cautiously weaves through the bushes, giving the cauldron a large berth. She stands next to TRELAINE and stares down at the black tombstone.
TRENTE
‘A FRIEND’?
TRELAINE
CORONADO WAS ONE OF …STRAUD’S. TWO TRAITORS HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
MY OLD FRIEND HAS A THING FOR LIBRARIANS.
TRENTE
THEY’RE GETTING FEARFUL THEN, KILLING OFF THEIR OWN.
TRELAINE is silent.
TRENTE
LET THEM BE AFRAID. IT’S A WISDOM.
TRELAINE
I HAD HOPES FOR DUSTIN.
TRENTE
DIG FOR THE GLIMMERSTONE.
TRELAINE
WHAT?
TRENTE
THERE’S A SHATTERED GLIMMERSTONE HERE.
TRELAINE
THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TIME.
TRENTE
WHY WOULD THEY BURY HIM WITH A BROKEN GLIMMERSTONE?
A dog barks and the two dissolve into a cloud of smoke, reappearing as bats that scatter off into the night.
in which Myrtle instructs Lucia on matters of filth, dust, and Scruberoo