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MYRTLE-ADMIN//
open chat @3:41 PM AUG19/2020

MYRTLE//
OK WE STARTED A NEW SAVE FILE

FRIDAY//
...

BRONALD//
so i'm young again

BRONALD//
and

BRONALD//
douchee

CEDRIC//
shit that was fast

CHARLOTTE//
so what happens to people like me

EGWENE//
can i like
not be subject to eternal ghostitude

MANDARC//
I AM
ok with this

TZU//
despite recent
INTERRUPTIONS OF SLEEP

TZU//
ME TOO

STRAUD//
:-)
wb

CHARLOTTE//
SO WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE LIKE ME

KEVIN//
GONE SRY

KEVIN//
but srsly
i'm sorry some people's characters got deleted
but like
our save was corrupted or something

CANDICE//
aw man

CEDRIC//
yeah we were having issues with

CEDRIC//
repetitive behaviors

MANDARC//
it started with cakes
was it Janeway? idk. can't remember
but some stupid fuck kept making cakes over and over again
worst of all
not finishing them
mostly just leaving bowls of batter lyin' around...

MAURICE//
i had a similar issue with my sim practicing making drinks
like
he would stop what he was doing
to friggen
'practice making drinks'
all
the
time
afraid of what this says about me
but
i'm just bein' honest

TZU//
I TOO
had the cake issue
wtfffff

BRONALD//
yeah
me too

STRAUD//
...

CEDRIC//
so we started a new save
starting from the basics

NEAL IXX//
but u won't have sun resist

CEDRIC//
trust me
we know

CHARLOTTE//
all ur $$ is gone too
didn't put us in the gallery
fuck u

KIRK//
Hey!
Language!

KEVIN//
it's nothing personal --
the boss just didn't know better at the time
at least we got a screenshot of your character

CHARLOTTE//
yeah ok
fuck u

AVAEL//
SHUT UP YOU STUPID C--

KIRK//
Hey!
Language!

AVAEL//
anyway
figgers i'd be toast when you got servos
nerfbat has no mercy
this game suxxx

CEDRIC//
guys
we're not trashing everything
just the stuff that makes no sense
straightening out the timeline

AUTRESS//
ALSO TRYIN to cut back on stolen chracters

EGWENE//
so you're playing favorites

KEVIN//
yeah
admittedly
but it should make more sense in the long run
plus some people's characters were gonna be abandoned
or the concept was forced
or it didn't make sense without a lot of bg knowledge

EMH//
hi~

CHARLOTTE//
did you check the NAPs

KEVIN//
omg
it's not the NAPs
it's NOT the NAPs

CEDRIC//
plus the minor complaints were compounding
the mayor whiskers problem
the straud problem
the kid problem
and we're all fighting addiction

GRIM//
SHIT HAPPENS KIDZ

AUTRESS//
yeah. like, tough noogz

RAND//
WHATEVER
i got a new TV show
ur not even licensed or whatever

AUTRESS//
i kno, rite

KEVIN//
willing to make a few key exceptions
no it's not fair but ...
Cedric et al. were very important to a certain generation

RINI//
(cackles maniacally)

close chat @3:58 PM AUG19/2020