MANDARC 020: Radioactive

MANDARC//
I have to get a shot to enroll in college.

KEVIN//
Yeah it's the MMR requirement for kids.

CEDRIC//
Well that's a bummer.

7//
Dad always fudged our paperwork.

MANDARC//
Don't they know I'm immune to this stuff?!

CEDRIC//
Tell 'em. I dare you.

ROXANNE//
Can't Straud help with this?

KEVIN//
He's instructed us to use our own resources.

ROXANNE//
Oof.

KEVIN//
I think we should just fake your papers.

7//
Can a vampire get a shot?

KEVIN//
You're resistant to poisons, so why not?
There's no active immune system to interact with the injection so it's destroyed by your latent supernatural defenses.

MANDARC//
Their puny instruments of torture cannot pierce my enchanted flesh! Back foul demons, back!

CEDRIC//
Big scary Mandarc is afraid of getting a widdle shot.

ROXANNE//
What about you, Kevin?

KEVIN//
Mother had someone who did housecalls so I'm alright. She kept good records.

MANDARC//
Can't we whiteout your name and put mine on it.

CEDRIC//
If you want to fail your forgery check.

AVAEL//
I might be able to help with this. I have a great number of documents on file and I may be able to find something useful.

7//
I could ask dad.

CEDRIC//
Let's not trouble him if we don't have to.

AVAEL//
Yes, Mandarc.
I believe I have sufficient files with which to create a document for you.

MANDARC//
You are a lifesaver, AVAEL.