MANDARC//

I have to get a shot to enroll in college.

KEVIN//

Yeah it's the MMR requirement for kids.

CEDRIC//

Well that's a bummer.

7//

Dad always fudged our paperwork.

MANDARC//

Don't they know I'm immune to this stuff?!

CEDRIC//

Tell 'em. I dare you.

ROXANNE//

Can't Straud help with this?

KEVIN//

He's instructed us to use our own resources.

ROXANNE//

Oof.

KEVIN//

I think we should just fake your papers.

7//

Can a vampire get a shot?

KEVIN//

You're resistant to poisons, so why not?

There's no active immune system to interact with the injection so it's destroyed by your latent supernatural defenses.

MANDARC//

Their puny instruments of torture cannot pierce my enchanted flesh! Back foul demons, back!

CEDRIC//

Big scary Mandarc is afraid of getting a widdle shot.

ROXANNE//

What about you, Kevin?

KEVIN//

Mother had someone who did housecalls so I'm alright. She kept good records.

MANDARC//

Can't we whiteout your name and put mine on it.

CEDRIC//

If you want to fail your forgery check.

AVAEL//

I might be able to help with this. I have a great number of documents on file and I may be able to find something useful.

7//

I could ask dad.

CEDRIC//

Let's not trouble him if we don't have to.

AVAEL//

Yes, Mandarc.

I believe I have sufficient files with which to create a document for you.

MANDARC//

You are a lifesaver, AVAEL.